All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
You’re Welcome. ;)
This is so real
- boy: what that mouth do
- me: talk shit
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story